littlestbug:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

watermelon flavor isn’t watermelon flavored either…

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

My main concern about getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow is ending up on the internet.

So I just found out that “crochet” is French for “hook.” That means I’ve been using the phrase “hook hook”. Also does this make me a hooker?

fartgallery:

I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself